Coolio
Coolio - Malcolm's Hermaphrodite Paradise (Gangsta's Paradise Parody) songtekst
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As I walk through the corridors of my dildo shop I take a look at my cock and realize its fallen off 'Cuz I been suckin' and fuckin' so long That even my momma thinks my dick ain't that long But I ain't never crossed a gay that did deserve it He be treated like a gimp you know that's unheard of Ya betta watch who you suckin' and who ya fuckin' 'Cuz you and your homos might be men all along I really like the dick and when he shoots his load As of now I see myself in the semen moat Homo, I'm the kind of gay that all you hermie's wanna be like Suckin' dick on their knees for crack in the street lights Repeat Chorus 4x: Been spending most my life Livin' in a hermaphrodite's paradise Oh ah ohhhhhhhh They got the phallus which I am now facin' I ain't never thought I could deep throat But I gotta take it deep for the hermies Too much dickie suckin' got me chasin' police I'm an ugly lookin' hermie with penis on the mind Got a 10ft rubber dildo, and some sperm in my eye I'm a low down dirty homo trippin' faggot And when the hermies go down I don't wanna rouse their anger Fool, ain't nuthin' stoppin' me from givin' them some pussy But I live life as a hermie, what can I say I've got a 4 incher but will it fit in his ass But the way things are goin' I don't know Tell me why, are we so gay as me, And ass ram the ones likes you and me Repeat Chorus (4x) Penis, after penis, ass after ass Rapin' after rapin', semen after semen Everybody's leavin' but I don't think I can take it Take it out of my colon 'Cuz I think I'm bleedin' They say I gotta learn how to suck it But no gimp's here to teach me If they can't understand then how can they rape me I guess they will, I guess it's soon I guess I'm fucked That's why I gotta live life with an ass plug Repeat Chorus til end