He's clean 

He's puts his clothes in the washing machine 

He's green 

When he's sick cause he's so lean 



CHORUS 

He's clean, machine, green, lean 

Oh what the fuck, 

He's mean and 18 

(Jamesey, Elfwid, TheAnnoyance 

heh, heh, heh) 

It's Mr. James 



He's a bean 

When he meets up with tall Dean 

Who's going to marry a girl called Jean 

Who is effing keen 



CHORUS 

He's clean, machine, green, lean 

He's bean, Dean, Jean, keen 

Oh what the fuck, 

He's mean and 18 

(Jamesey, Elfwid, TheAnnoyance 

heh, heh, heh) 

It's Mr. James 



(WHO?!) It's Mr. James 

Mr. James