Me and the girls like to go out on the weekend
Call coming in, so I pick up the receiver
"Hey how are you? Yeah, I'd really like to meet ya. Do you wanna come to the party of the year?"
So we walk through the door and up the elevator
I'm looking good and I'm on my best behaviour
I got a drink but I'd love to get some beer
Everybody's raving at the party of the year

They've got all kinds of drinks at the party of the year
Gin, vodka, champagne, and the food's like totally organic
Hey there's Tom, he's a really shitty dealer
(Hey ladies, want to try some of Tom's Magic Powder?)
But that's just what I hear, he must be alright, he's at the party of the year

C.O.O.L (cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
C.O.O.L (cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world

Brr, it's cold in here
So I put on my jacket and keep dancing

So I'm busting my moves talking to some boys and I meet this guy Dave 
Turns out its his birthday and everybody's singing "Happy birthday Dave!"
Now I'm hot, are you guys hot?
(I'm pretty hot!)
So I take off my jacket and keep dancing
Actually everybody's dancing
It's the party of the year and I know because I've been to heaps of parties
I've been to costume parties, no costume parties, day parties, full moon parties
I even went to a party where a guy shoved a light bulb up his ass
And to be honest this one is the best you know?
It's the party of the year

C.O.O.L (cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
C.O.O.L (cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world

C.O.O.L (cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world
C.O.O.L (cool)
I'm a cool party girl in a cool party world