Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex
God I'm glad you've finally gotten over them
Only took about 100,000,000 texts
God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist

Everybody knows
I love you so, so, so, so much
'Cause every time they ask
I always tell, tell, tell, tell them

That's my fucking best friend
That's my fucking right hand
That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom but still love them
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
That's my fucking life line
That's my ride or die, like
That's my fucking hate you but you know that that's a damn lie
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my

Baby, you're my

Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you
If we're both still single by like thirty-two
And that shit is gonna end up being true
'Cause I hate like everyone except for you
Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2AM?
Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?
You're just as psycho as me
Just as sick inside the head
So when they ask, I've always said:

That's my fucking best friend
That's my fucking right hand
That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom but still love them
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
That's my fucking best friend, best friend
That's my fucking life line
That's my ride or die, like
That's my fucking hate you but you know that that's a damn lie
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my

Baby, you're my
Baby, you're my