Tch a ch tchk  c'mere boy  I said it's play time
 It's time to play with the mind of a slimmie
 I don't wanna be a freak  but it's the dog in me
 I don't pretend to be the open door roses type
 I open the door for myself  and I close it right
 in your face  now you wanna taste my food  what?
 You got your own food  get a attitude
 You get left  call the ref if you think it's foul
 I ain't tryin to hear that, so have a Coke and a smile
 Cause after awhile, I'ma wanna get BUCKwild
 And now months laters, I'ma say it ain't my child
 I'm sterile girl, we ain't never did nothin
 Cause only you and I know that the Common Sense is bluffin
 Little Miss Muffett, that's how the ball bounces
 Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces
 That's how I'm livin, just like a rottweiler
 When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder
 But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem
 and when I can't bear em, I share em
 You see it's like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss
 I ain't a nerd, but WE'VE GOT BUSH
 So cut the bush brat, and let's move it like a U-Haul
 Forget the grindin shit, I ain't tryin to get the blueball
 Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, I'm speakin upon the nitty gritty
 I'm a dog -- HERE KITTY KITTY

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 Zippidy-doo-dah, a zippidy-zippidy-day
 Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way
 I'm Jack the Ripper, na-nah not Jack Tripper
 Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker
 So come one friend, come two friend, come all
 United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall
 in your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very
 thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry
 Tom and Jerry (WHAT?) A Woody Woodpecker
 You need body work, I work that body, I'm a bodywrecker
 Intersector, I'm the nectar plus the plum
 I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb
 If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game
 then it's safe to say it's that bet you can get a dame
 I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally
 Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately
 Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the Beat Street strut
 and be that I'm a mutt -- so what?
 No but if's or maybe baby, look who's talkin to
 It's true when I'm drunk I might bone anything that's walkin
 down the street, watchin ladies
 Nobody's watchin you, because you got a baby
 I ain't tryin to be a stepfather so I don't bother
 Word to mommy dearest, I look farther
 Down the road, to a road not taken
 I'm tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care
 a new flower, so Joe can take a shower
 and get wet, and then jet
 like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven
 I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven
 Then I'm steppin, so when they call me, you'll hear
 "Is Common there?" Uh-uh, sorry
 you got the wrong number, if you wonder I'm the lumberjack
 Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back
 It's like that and it'll be like that
 Because a dog is a woman's best friend black