What we have here is a very  serious delicate situation
 Lots of people out here always ridin the dick  hmmph
 But check this out
 I like your style  I like your stride
 and I like your motivation
 But the Late Show  we ain't standin for that shit
 So my man right here he wrote a little song about it
 Why don't you sing it

 [Common]
 Ring the  alarm  here comes  the Com
 Call me Mr. Hollywood -- check it out!
 Ring the, alarm, here comes, the Com
 Call me Mr. Hollywood
 On the Goodship, Lollipop
 POP goes the lolli lolli, for I'm, the Jolly
 Good Fellow, he-LLO? Is anybody there?
 I'm not a step, so don't stare
 Because I Rock-well I always feel like
 I always feel like, Somebody's Watchin Me
 ooh, Somebody's Watchin Me
 It's gotta be that, that that that nigga that sweat my shit
 I say say say, "Black get off the 'zack,
 you block my urinal tract"
 I gotta go pee-pee, yo you don't know me
 You're just a New Kid on My Jock, tip-seekin and you're phony
 It's my little pony and you cannot get a ride
 So when you see me homey, just please just step aside
 Step aside, not talkin wlidside, I'm comin from the Southside
 where the ruffnecks reign; if you can't stand it, don't go outside
 Cause it's hot I got the stuff to call your bluff and pull your card
 and nowadays it's all these dick kids, that wanna be hard
 You're FRAUDULENT, I can tell a pussy by his scent
 So sorry, but the van got tipped
 And out is how I'm lookin, I'm lookin out for my people
 I'm fly like I'm fly like but me don't have no eagle
 Beat the beater with the juice, how far would you go to
 You're never gonna get it, woo-wooh-wooh-WOOH! * sings like En Vogue*
 You wasn't down from the  Jump , so why you wanna Kris Kross?
 You no business buyin, insecure junkyard motherfucker
 Get lost, cause youse a sucker

 ..

 [Common]
 We really lucky we got em, you can spot em
 from a distance, now let's just say FOR INSTANCE
 you got a crank gettin ganked for his bank by some snake
 little wench -- is you is, or is you ain't
 the suck-errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 You gotta gotta be, gotta be, to let the shit occur
 Gettin pimped, by a hoe, that ain't too proud to beg, for your dough
 She get your money mo money mo money money mo!
 I couldn't go out like that if it was my first day off of punishment
 Just call me Kaopectate; in relationships, I'm runnin shit
 So don't be comin to me with that, "We can go out, you pay"
 Cancel that bitch, it's the, Unamerican way
 This is the circumcision, and skins is gettin cut off
 Ridin on my shit, just to get they nut off
 NOT, no cops, just low-downs want a lick
 If you ain't down with the 'Van, Dyke, get off the Dick
 Cause I remember the time, the time, the time you tried
 to play me like I was booty but now you're just a groupie
 Sweatin me uhh, sweatin me uhh
 Tellin me when I get big don't be forgettin me uhh
 But forget you, forgot you, after, I rock you
 It's Blo Pop time bitch, you better set your clock
 to the Charms Alarm

 ..

 [Common]
 Why'd the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road?
 To get to the other side?!
 Why'd the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road?
 To get to the other side, now check it out
 I got the pep in my step, the slide in my glide
 So I won't trip, when I let my backbone slip
 Some shake it to the East, I'm shakin West, well I'ma shake your mid
 And I'ma get you suckaz, just give me one side, and one rib
 I barbeque the mouths HEY, I barbeque the mouths
 Cause mom always said - don't play wack in the house!
 So take that garbage to the backyard
 And I was like, "Everybody wanna wanna rap hard"
 Before you wasn't hardcore, so Sonic why ya flipped?
 How you gonna hop when you ain't hip?
 You found rap, on a two-way street - and lost it
 on a parkway, I ain't sayin no names, yo Rico Suave
 Fuckin goons fakin stab wounds, I need to shank the crank
 Elvis Presley Jr., tryin to be somethin that you ain't
 No daps, y'all are hoes, y'all go on stage
 and take off all your clothes; then you -- strike a pose
 You knows and I knows, that's how you sell your record
 Because your shit is BUTT, you gotta get NAKED
 But you're wack, you're wack, showin your body to me
 I said you're wack, you're wack, showin your body to me
 You got no Soul man, and you need to get a Pound
 Cause you, ain't, ah-really down..
 .. with true hip-hop you SUCKERS