I wish you a sucky christmas,
I wish you a sucky christmas,
I wish you a shitty christmas,
And hate Richard Gere

I wish you a shitty christmas,
I wish you a sucky christmas,
I wish you a sucky christmas,
And a boring new year

I'll bring you a stocking full of gore
I'll fuck you in the asshole, screaming for more.

I wish for the best of you and your kin,
Now hanging from the ceiling, I'll shred off your skin

And a boring new year