All the runners running downhill

All the throwers with strap-on muscles

Gold, silver, and bronze

To the designer-drugs and anabolic steroids

Random testing doesn't exist

No promoters will take the risk

Street-price injection for a personal best

Praise to Roche for finishing first

All the runners have their little helpers

All the throwers on uppers and downers

"From now on," said Ron

"It's downhill all the way."