I set the precedent for emcees to lose
 More than a spelling B it's compelling me
 To let the I come before the E except after C to the H
 to the U to the double B  we respect that name cause the rock just G'd
 All over the commercial hard like Herschel
 The verse will insult but don't take it personal
 Everybody knows that I'm the man and
 Always got a positive plan for the fans
 First concerns as the world turns
 To expose the racists like Howard Sterns
 George Burns, oh my God, takes a black comedian and he learns
 Make more greens than ferns
 Horticulture is not my main subject
 The subject is microphone check one two
 And you don't stop the royalty fees
 The Chubbster you know he's
 "Gonna get the night on fire..."
 Anyway you put it when you see me you know that I'm the man
 Hypothetically speaking who's speaking at the function
 Well it's some genius who lives by the Junction
 He's coming from a Harvard socialite luncheon
 Yo -- I hear his jeep clunking
 A jeep -- doesn't he make enough ends?
 A genius like him should drive a Benz
 Well he believes clothes don't make the man or a car
 And the man still makes five hundred grand
 Every six months yo the kid is no dunce
 And he doesn't drink and refuses to smoke blunts
 Cause the black must clear the smoke and grab the throttle
 And stop livin in a bottle
 The Constitution starts tearin
 I hope you hear what Gil Scott was Heron/hearin
 The destruction of the pirates will calm the seas
 The brilliant man you know he's
 "Gonna set the night on fire..."
 Any female structure? Biologically I'm the man