Well, you've all heard the story

About Rudolph and his nose

But I'll tell you a Christmas tale

That never has been told

You may think you've heard it all

But you ain't heard nothing yet

About that crazy Christmas

The North Pole can't forget



Well, Rudolph was under the weather

He had to call in sick

So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy

Who lived out in the sticks

He said "Santa's really countin' on me

And I hate to pass the buck"

Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way"

And he jumped in his pickup truck



When Leroy got to the North Pole

All the reindeer snickered and laughed

They'd never seen a reindeer in overalls

And a John Deere tractor hat

Santa jumped in and said "Just hold on

Cause we've all got a job to do

And like it or not, Leroy's in charge

And he's gonna be leadin' you"



Chorus

And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer

Hooked to the front of the sleigh

Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys

And girls along the way

He's just a down home, party-animal

Two-stepping across the sky

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell

And made history that night



Before that night was over

Leroy had changed their tune

He had'em scootin' a hoof on every roof

By the light of the neon moon

Santa wrapped his bag with a dixie-flag

He was havin the time of his

And you could hear him call

"Merry Christmas to ya'll

And to all of ya'll a goodnight"



Chorus

And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer

Hooked to the front of the sleigh

Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys

And girls along the way

He's just a down home, party-animal

Two-stepping across the sky

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell

And made history that night



He mixed jingle bells with rebel yell

And made history that night!