They're coming across the border by the thousands everyday
Looking for a better life in the good ol' U.S.A.
Well, everybody's talking about the aliens invading
While I'm saving every dime for a Mexican vacation
Me, I'm headed your way, hasta luego, José

You say "Hola", I'll say "Hi"
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer

Here's the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A.
I'm headed your way, José

Cuervo that is
Lil sunshine, some margaritas
Cabo San Lucas, maybe go see Chichinitza
I love that word

Up here we work our asses off just trying to get ahead
But you can't spend a dollar if you've worked yourself to death
From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta
Then back to work for a little while, for an all night long fiesta

Me, I'm headed your way
Well, sounds to me like a pretty fair trade

You say "Hola", I'll say "Hi"
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho 'cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer

Here's the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol' U.S.A.
I'm headed your way, José

White sandy beaches
Pesos and jalapenos
Palm trees, ocean breeze
Ah man, Dos Equis

Well, you say "Hola", I'll say "Hi"
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho 'cause you'll freeze your ass off here
Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer

Here's the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Me, I'm kicking back in the Mexican shade
I'm headed your way, José

Yeah, I'm hitting the road, man
Give me a little burro to ride on
You can have my car
That gas is killing me
I'll tell you what
I'll trade you my work boots for them sandals you're wearing
No really, come on, José, give me your sandals