Ah ha ha,

Webby.

Time to go get 'em,

Ha.



I don't care what none of you say,

I'm a do shit my way.

Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay

'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.



Made myself a name all by myself,

Fuck a record label,

I don't need no help.

Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,

But I'm just gonna do my thang.



I'm a suburban white rapper

But I make it work

And now I'm comin' out the blue

Like a baby smurf.



And yes I plays the perp,

Put that L in rotation,

And I'll be doin' that

Till I catch probation.



Stop yo hatin',

I'm just here laughing

Spittin' intense

But I'm not going

Camping.



Soon to be the champion,

Steadily advancin',

Run the fucking beat till I'm crampin'.

Dancin' around everybody

'Cause you know that

Webby got 'em rollin' deeper than Bikini Bottom

Pick 'em up and drop 'em.



I'm a comacozie driver

Blowin' up in terms of rhyming

And I'm so hard

That nobody could revive 'em.



Rappin' louder than a siren,

When I show up in the ambulance.

They gone scrape you off the floor

Man you'd never stand a chance.



Climb that hill

Like an ant

Top speed accelerate.

But the top

Ain't enough for me

I'll always elevate.



Smokin' that celery

I'm the best flowin'.

Leave your chick knocked up,

Call me Seth Rogen.



Back,

Round two,

I didn't kill 'em with the white noise.

MJ's dead,

Now we need another white boy.



I don't care what none of you say,

I'm a do shit my way.

Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay

'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.



Made myself a name all by myself,

Fuck a record label,

I don't need no help.

Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,

But I'm just gonna do my thang.



I run the game

Like the banker in Monopoly.

Ain't no one on top of me,

Except the chick sayin,

"Put your cock in me".



I'm cocky

And I'm probably the illest,

No modesty.

If Em ain't the nicest white boy,

Then I gotta be.



And I don't need a gun,

Never let the cannon shoot.

Jumpin' over mother fuckers

Call me Crash Bandicoot.



And it's true,

I'll knock you outta your socks

And your boots.

Eat you like an animal,

I'll put 'em in a sandwich dude.



Damn it you,

When I put it on,

Wax man.

A dirty mother fucker,

I just hopped out the trash can.



And pussy?

I'm gettin' that fam.

My dick's been in more holes

Than my brain's gone in a cat scan.



And battle me son?

You don't really want it.

Comin' back with my shield

Or I'm coming back on it.



A Spartan to the heart,

I will knock you unconscious.

Flyer than a pilot,

But no relation to Pontius.



A toxic avenger,

In to the Twilight Zone,

Bro,

And I'm coming back never.

Music's runnin' through my veins,

Webby is a beast

And I do my thang.



I don't care what none of you say,

I'm a do shit my way.

Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay

'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.



Made myself a name all by myself,

Fuck a record label,

I don't need no help.

Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,

But I'm just gonna do my thang.



I am who I am

And nobody can change it.

And I'll get through our meet

Till I get myself famous.



A pocket full of change

For the day;

I am anxious.

And make myself money

Off a mastery of language.



The portrait's been painted

So bitch,

Better back off.

Pick up the mic,

And kill it because I'm that raw.



And the next person to compare me to Ash Roth,

Is getting every feature on their fucking face

Smacked off.



I don't care what none of you say,

I'm a do shit my way.

Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay

'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.



Made myself a name all by myself,

Fuck a record label,

I don't need no help.

Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,

But I'm just gonna do my thang.



I don't care what none of you say,

I'm a do shit my way.

Been here for a minute and I'm here to stay

'Cause I'm just gonna do my thang.



Made myself a name all by myself,

Fuck a record label,

I don't need no help.

Actually I do because I'm broke as hell,

But I'm just gonna do my thang.