It's 3:00 AM guys the club just let out

and your drunk, you got a vieja

you can't figure out if she looks good

and you only got three bucks, where are you gonna go? 



-*Chorus*-  [chingo bling]

i'll take you to tha taco shop(vamonos)

big chile is what i got(chingo bling)

its cheaper than any spot(uh huh uh huh)

my tacos they'll make you fart



ill take you to the taco shop(uh huh uh huh)

big chile is wat i got(ch ch ch-unit)

its cheaper than any spot

my tacos theyll make you fart



******[chingo bling]

una orden de taco

and a nalga de j-lo

you can have it at my spot

if you've got tha money to say so

pull up to tha drivethru

in an oldsmobile

that shit comes with a chicken

they call it combo meal

you shouldeither shave 

unless ya order with tha brown lettuce

they line up on tha wall

and ask me Que Quires?

his chile aint bigger than mine ya man jealous

put plastic on my hot dog 



cause i dont want relish

king taco in a laybackwith madre in houston

i got hoes that will rob you

i got hoes that be boostin

im sophisticated, educated

even hood ratas

put da lips on my straw

and taste tha horchata

i got a couple gorditas

that will give ya tha torta

we say panocha 

some say chocha

Houston be my City

we tippin' on  4-4"s

we bring it from Mexico

we got the good dough



-*Chorus*-   repeat (2)x

i'll take you to tha taco shop(oh no oh no)

Big Chile is what i got(ching no ree)

its cheaper than any spot(uh huh uh huh)

My Tacos will make u Fart (fart)



****stunta

i get it my way(yeah)

its however i want it

i dont live near by

but I'm here for the moment

your at tha right place at tha right time

i wanna see you naked girl

i hope you dont mind

take off your clothes  lay down 

baby girl its simple

i know you a nympho

now give me ya info

fresh fresh like mentos

stay with da tempo

release my stress all over your dimples

(oh yeah) you like that i know you do girl

you hang around me ill take you to a new world 

its up to you girl

cause' i can sho do it

i see you twerkin that thang

you aint new to it

so get used to it

thats how tha stunta roll

i'll leave ya at tha telly

go find anotha hoe

i go show to show

hit hoes you know

as long as i get dough

ima still get  mo'



-*Chorus*-   repeat (2)x

i'll take you to tha taco shop(oh no oh no)

Big Chile is what i got(ching no ree)

its cheaper than any spot(uh huh uh huh)

My Tacos will make u Fart (fart)



THATS RIGHT BOYS AND GURLS

SO NEXT TIME YOUR AT THE CRAVINGS FOR THE FUZZY TACOS 

OR THE FURBURGER HOLLA AT THE CHINGO BLING TACO TRUCK

THERES ONE ON EVERY CORNER

CHINGOBLING.COM

H-TOWN

STUNTA MAN 713 UNDAGROUNDS MOST WANTED

OIGA AND WE GOT A SPECIAL ON THE MEAT, ON THE PURE GREAT A 

MEXICAN BEEF IMPORTED DIRECTLY FRO YO MOMMAS HOUSE

AND IF YOUR VIEJAS' MISSIN', N YO FIANCES' MISSING SHES

PROBABLY ON THE TOUR BUS GETTING SERVED, OKAY?



(CHINGO)

PINK TACOS, PINK TACOS



(STUNTA)

SAY MAN WAKE UP

GIVE THAT GURL HER TACOS, SHES BEEN WAITING ABOUT 30

MINUTES



(CHINGO BLING)

OH MAN MY BAD



(STUNTA)

DAMN



(CHINGO)

I HAD A DREAM

I HAD MY ROOSTER

THE GURLS WERE RAPPERS

AND THERE WAS SOME PINK TACOS EVERYWHERE



(STUNTA)

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PINK TACOS!



(CHINGO) 

YES THERE IS

POR FAVOR BELIEVE IT



(STUNTA)

NEXT!!!