oye vieja ven paca 

porque estas enojada, why you mad? 

well, maybe if you stayed home more and didn't go out wit your friends 

I'd be more happier 

so now I gotta depend on your sister 

don't get crazy with her she's just helping me out 

oye I wrote a song about her, mira 



Once aweek she cooks tamales 

in her cocina in her kitchen girl 

flame o no 

tell me can we start eating 

me dijo no 

you see my hina don't like what she's doin 

noohohoh 

cause her hermana gets attention 

hell noohohoh 

and now my lady lady wants to throw me out tha house 

because I mentioned 



(Chorus) 

That I'm in love with her sister 

(she's cookin she's lookin real firme) 

baby please take it easy 

I'm in love with your sister 

she washes tha dishes with soap n 

she washes my socks and calsones 

I'm in love with your sister 

no complaining I'm saying she's staying 

she even beat me in playstation 

I'm in love with your sister 

she watches novelas, George lopez 

porvavor mi'ja no yores 



check it out me in round two 



she's every vatos dream 

she's God gift to earth 

she's not that pretty, but bueaty don't only come in skirts 

she's not a freaky hina but she knows antimima 

gotta keep me fat cause she knows 

memo is a hard-core rhyma 

nacho memo keep it ghetto 

ven hermana yo te quiero 

let me see that recipe 

I want you standing next to me 

beans and rice and menudo 

know she got me when I'm crudo 

that's all I have to say about that girl 



Cause I'm in love with your sister 

(she's cookin she's lookin real firme) 

baby please take it easy 

I'm in love with your sister 

she washes the dishes with soap and 

she washes my socks and calsones 

I'm in love with your sister 

no complaining I'm saying she's staying 

she even beat me at playstation 

I'm in love with your sister 

she watches novelas, George lopez 

porvavor mi'ja no yores 

I'm in love with your sister 



(sisters fighting) 



A sabes que whatcha been cookin for my man for? 

cause you ain't got no food at your house 

what you mean I ain't got no food at my house? 

you feed all those babies you got cause you've been sleeping around 

don't even be talking to me about sleeping around 

why you mad at my house all the time? 

didn't you just hear me? 

I said I got enchiladas at my house for him 

enchiladas made outta what? 

girl you don't need my recipe 

I think he likes comin to my house 

cause I clean his dishes I do his laundry 

anyways I'm the only one that does his laundry and cooks his food 

or so you thought 



cause I'm in love with your sister 

(she's cookin she's lookin real firme) 

baby please take it easy 

I'm in love with your sister 

she washes the dishes with soap and 

she washes my socks and calsones 

I'm in love with your sister 

no complaining I'm saying she's saying 

she even beat me at playstation 

I'm in love with your sister 

she watches novelas, George Lopez 

porvavor mi'ja no yores 

I'm in love with your sister 





So there it is right there mi'ja 

entiendes, you understand me 

don't be mad you know I love you 

so what are you gonna do, leave 

fine, I'll catch you laters 

babe I'm just kidding come back! 

(door slams)