Hey Eugene
Do you remember me
I'm that chick you danced with two times
Through the Rufus album Friday night at that party
On Avenue A
Where your skinhead friend passed out
For several hours on the bathroom floor
And you told me
You weren't that drunk
And that I was your favourite Salsa dancer
You had ever come across in New York City

Eugene
Eugene
Eugene
I said hello, Eugene
Are you there, Eugene

Hey Eugene
Then we kissed
Once we lugged your friend into the elevator
And went to write my number on a soggy paper towel
And the car went down
And when we were finished making out
We noticed that your skinhead friend was gone
Long gone
And you looked into my bloodshot eyes
And said "is it too soon if I call you Sunday"

Eugene
Eugene
Eugene
I said hello, Eugene
Are you there, Eugene

I said hello (hello), Eugene (Eugene)
Eugene (Eugene)
Eugene (oh yeah)

I said hello (hello), Eugene
Are you there, Eugene (tell me are you there)

I said hello (hello), Eugene (Eugene)
Eugene (Eugene)
Eugene (tell me oh)

I said hello (hello), Eugene (Eugene)
Does any of this ring a bell Eugene