The audience is rowdy and the rain is pourin' down

They want some Arlo Guthrie, I wanna get outta town

They're asking the impossible, there's just no way to make them see

And when I try to tell 'em, I hear them yellin' back at me.



Christine Lavin could do it

Christine Lavin would win

She'd just come walkin' on the stage with her fancy clothes on

Sing a little, rap a little, twirl her baton

Christine Lavin could do it.



I dreamed I went to heaven, I approached the Pearly gates

They looked all through my papers, said "There must be some mistake,

your name's not on the roster, you haven't passed your first exam".

I said "I been busy workin, I don't think you really understand."



And they said "Christine Lavin could do it

Christine Lavin got in

She just came walkin through the gates with her fancy clothes on

Sang a little rapped a little, twirled her baton

Christine Lavin could do it..."