(Carl Belew - Van Givens)



Did you hear what happened last Saturday night

While dancin' and drinkin' we all got half tight

This sweet thing named Sharmon was a dancin' with me

When up stepped her boy friend and he hollered at me.



Please don't squeeze my Sharmon, don't hold her so tight

You'd best keep my warning it's my last one tonight

She's soft and she's gentle and as sweet as can be

And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave back to me.



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Along about midnight I was feeling no pain

And me and Miss Sharmon were dancin' again

Then Hank and big Harlan got into a fight

And I heard someone holler as out went the lights.



Please don't squeeze my Sharmon, don't hold her so tight

You'd best keep my warning it's my last one tonight

She's soft and she's gentle and as sweet as can be

And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave back to me.



And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave back to me...