Sunset Boulevard



Well, I wish I had my picture

On the Rolling Stone today

And I wish that the Enquirer

Would spread a roumor that I was gay

Well I wish I had some buddies

Some movie stars and such

‘Cause I probably wouldn't worry

About the two of us as much



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And I'd spend all my money 

On caviar and cocaine

And I would not remember

How you broke my heart today



You know I, I wish I had a super model

So skinny and so wild

And a waitress in Nevada

She says she's carryin' my child

Well I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair

Blowin' in the wind

And I'd stop at fancy restaurants

And they'd finally let me in



Chorus



Yeah, I wish I had my picture

With the Rolling Stones today

And I wish that the Enquirer

Would spread a rumor that I was gay

Well I wish I knew a movie star

Someone like Charlie Sheen

‘Cause if he'd hang out

with Kato Kaelin

Well, I guess he'd hang out with me



And I'd spell all my money 

On caviar and Rogaine

And I would not remember

How you broke

My heart today