Dennis Nielson, he's alright!
He's a murderer but we don't care, he's got no friends cause they're all dead
... cause you might find, a 6 inch grave of your b*ll*cks

Dennis Nielson Dennis Nielson, set him free cause he's alright

Dennis Nielson he's alright, they locked him up, took him out of sight
Read the story in the Sun, say you wanna meet him cause he sounds like fun

Dennis Nielson Dennis Nielson, set him free cause he's alright

Chop yer b*ll*cks off, gonna put you under the floorboards
Cut you into little fine pieces, put you in the freezer

Dennis Nielson Dennis Nielson, set him free cause he's alright

He will use a very sharp knife from his kitchen drawer
And put you on the table and chop you into little pieces
Starting with your head, then your feet

Dennis Nielson Dennis Nielson, set him free cause he's alright
[Repeat]

He's my best friend, my only friend, Dennis Nielson, I love Dennis Nielson
Bet he doesn't like me anymore, cause I told the police all about him