Willy goes out drinking every single night
Puking every where, offending everyone in sight
Willy's only friend is the liquid in his glass
A shot of alcoholic & a two four case of ass.

Willy got kicked out, now he has nowhere to live
He doesn't have a job, yeah, he has nothing to give
He's moving to Toronto to do nothing at all
With no money to support his best friend Al Cohol.
Willy, Will he go to far?
He's getting arrested and puking in cop cars!
Willy, Will he get to drunk?
And wind up bound & gagged in the back of someones...
honda civics trunk?

Willy goes out drinking every single night
Puking every where, offending everyone in sight
Willy's only friend is the liquid in his glass
A shot of alcoholic & a two four case of asshole!