For some strange reason my appearance doesn't matter.
As I get older, I'm somehow getting fatter..

And I'm slowly getting uglier.
I'm not the boy I used to be.
I got no fucking time for vanity!

Got no respect, a shitty job.
I'm just your typical ego centric slob.
For some strange reason my life's a complete drag.

And I'm slowly getting uglier.
I'm not the boy I use to be.
I got no fucking time for vanity!

And I'm slowly getting uglier
Slowly getting uglier
Slowly getting uglier, fuck me!

And I'm slowly getting uglier
Slowly getting uglier
I got no fucking time for vanity!