You're really nice

You're great to talk to, always got advice

You're really neat

You've got a top shelf personality



You make me laugh

You've got a focused career path

You like to read

You're really smart, you're even smarter than me



You're pretty on the inside

And that's better than not pretty at all

You're pretty on the inside

Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy



You're never late

You're punctual but I can't concentrate

'Cause your friend is hot and you're really not

Now I'll have my ninth shot from talking to you

And what would you do if I was ugly as you

You'd probably be talking to my friend too

Perhaps you could send a good word to your friend

'Cause that's the sort of thing you people do



You're pretty on the inside

And that's better than not pretty at all

You're pretty on the inside

Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy



You're really sweet ...on paper

You're the kind of girl I'd like to meet

But look at your face, it's a disgrace

You're ass is falling out all over the place

May I recommend having less hot friends

Who'll loan you some cash to lose the mustache

they'll make you look great in a comparative state

but don't let anyone tell you that you're not



Pretty on the inside

'Cause that's better than not pretty at all.

You're pretty on the inside

too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy



You're pretty on the inside

And that's better than not pretty at all

You're pretty on the inside

Too bad I'm an outside kind of pretty guy