Memphis made the Rock-a-billy famous

Chicago has a lonely wind that blows

Out in california there makin' movies

and all the girls are takin' off their clothes

Manhattan is the Island that don't sleep

And atlanta is a memory in my mind

But often I find my self in Pennsylvania

Where drinkin' beer is a productive waste of time



And Pittsuburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact

and every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back

'Cause I rave and I rant and I lose my pants

and it always ends the same

Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains



Seattle is rather fond of flannel

Rice-a-Roni is the San-Fransico treat

Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers

But Las Vegas is too far away for me

Philadelphia is full of jerks and a-holes

Florida's where they all go to die

But I'll be getting drunk for 7 dollars

on a classy little joint on the south side.



Pittsburgh makes me drunk and that's a fact

and every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back

'Casue I rant and I rant and I lose my pants

and it always ends the same

Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains