1st date we ate sushi and
It went well I was funny and
I said u were a cutie
After that I never saw u

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Why was I the last 2 know that u
Werent coming to my show
U coulda called me up to say good job I
Woulda called u back u stupid slob

After the date I wouldn't go home with u
Then I really didn't care about u
After I knew that u were a (yeah yeah)
But skipping parts that just ain't how I roll

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U thought'cha knew me
I guess u didn't (x4)

Chorus (x2)