Forgive me if I seem to be impatient and obscene

It's just I'd like to fall so flat and hear the voices shouting back

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the tv show

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the tv show

As orange buffoons dancethey booked a faker in advance

Left purple jungles in a trance to raise the nepotistic chant

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the tv show

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the tv show

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the tv show		b

She should have waitedshe should have waited before the show

The tv show . . . the tv show

The tv show . . . the tv show

(la la la la la la)

So you want to be a star? 

Tell the monkey where you are

Look the monkey in the eye

(the tv show . . . the tv show)

Did you fly into a rage? 

Did you lust for centre stage? 

Look the monkey in the eye

(the tv show . . .					the tv show)

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Did you yearn to leave your mark? did you swear that you'd go far? look the monkey in the eye

(the tv show . . .					the tv show)



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If you want to be a star tell the monkey where you arelook the monkey in the eye

(the tv show . . . 			the tv show)

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