Well here comes my wife

And that's the story of my life

She haunts me though she don't want me

She follows badly in disguise

But it's not hard to recognize her 'cause she's cryin'

She looks like dyin' on me



Her father's richI think a millionaire

But money doesn't make him better

It just makes him better to be there

Soyou can tell him that it's quite alright with me

No noit's quite alright with me



Well here comes my wife

And that's the story of my life

She haunts me though she don't want me

She follows badly in disguise

But it's not hard to recognize her 'cause she's cryin'

She looks like dyin' on me



See that shadow dancin' on the floor

She's coming up behind me

How I'd love to tell her she's a bore

But I tell her that it's quite alrightno noit's quite alright with me



Well here comes my wife

And that's the story of my life

She haunts me though she don't want me

She follows badly in disguise

But it's not hard to recognize her 'cause she's cryin'

She looks like dyin' on me.....

Oooh oohh