I've never seen you so awful
I found you at the bottom of a Russian novel
Gold medal and a crown
A cardigan and a frown
All maladjusted and clever
The greatest Smiths fan ever
Your picture's in the papers the caption shout
"There is a boy who never goes out."
Same song on repeat
You haven't left the house in weeks
Won't even come out for winner
Toby Grace, world record winner
I guess you thought it'd make you feel better somehow
But heaven knows you're miserable now
Heaven knows you're miserable now
Heaven knows you're miserable now
So Toby take a bow.