you can't deny
that cut flowers given time will surely die
they'll do fine with candles and some wine but it's a crime
yeah its a crime
that you're kissing on that girl for all to see
and its a crime
that she's going home with you and not with me
it's plain to see
that boxes of candy will make her sigh
but confidentially they'll just rot her pretty teeth and its a crime
yeah its a crime
that you're kissing on that girl for all to see
yeah it's a crime
that she's going home with you and not with me
it has been proven
that pups and kittens too will make her swoon
but it stands to reason that they'll just give her fleas
and its a crime
yeah it's a crime
that you're kissing on that girl for all to see
yeah it's a crime
that she's going home with you and not with me