If you save yourself from marriage your a bore
If you don't save yourself from marriage your a horrible person
If you won't have a drink then your a prude
But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one
If you can't lose the weigh then your just fat
But if you lose too much then your on crack
Your damned if you do and your damned if you don't
So you might as well just do whatever you want

So make lots of noise
Kiss lots of girls or kiss lots of boys
If that's something your into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, or don't
Just follow your arrow wherever it goes
Yeah, follow the arrow wherever it goes

If you don't go to church, you'll go to hell
If your the first one on the front raw
Your a self-righteous-son-of-a
Can't win for losing
You'll just disappoint them
Just cause you can't beat them don't mean you should join them

(Chorus*1 time)

Say what you think
Love who you love
Cause you just get so many trips round the sun
Yeah, you only, only live once

So make lots of noise
Kiss lots of boys or kiss lots of girls
If that's something your into
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little too straight
Roll up a joint, I would
Just follow your arrow wherever it goes
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it goes