(Carole Bayer Sager/Bette Midler/Bruce Roberts)

I stayed out late one night and you moved in 

I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in 

May I remind you that it's been a year since then 



Today the landlady, she said to me (what did she say)

You're looney friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face)

Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea 



So pack your toys away

Your pretty boys away 

Your 45's away

Your alibis away

Your Spanish flies away 

Your one more tries away

Your old tye-dyes away 

You're moving out today 



Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed (Ha, Ha Ha Ha)

The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?)

Why don't you take up with the baker's wife instead of me, fool!



Pack up your rubber duck 

I'd like to wish you luck 

Your funny cigarettes 

Your sixty-one cassettes 

Pack all your clothes away 

Your rubber hose away 

Your old day-glos away 

You're moving out today 



Pack up your dirty looks

Your songs that have no hooks 

Your stacks of Modern Screen 

Your portrait of the Queen



Your mangy cat away 

Your baby fat away 

You're headed that-o-way 

You're moving out today 



Pack up your fork and spoon 

Please leave my lorna doones 

Your map of Mozambique 

Your water bed that leaks