(Carly Simon)



Your mother is a lunatic

You think you've left the oven on

You find out there's no Santa Claus

You're doggy can't remember you

You want to move up to Vermont

You just ran out of underwear

Your prescription won't renew

You just ran into your ex

The handyman was very rude

Your landlord just evicted you

It't cosy by the fireplace

You really have to blow your nose

It must, it must, it must go on

Arnold says it must go on