You're my funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable
Un-photographable
Yet you’re my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak are you smart

But don’t change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine’s Day

ooh ooh ooh Valentine's Day