Oho-ho-ho! (4x)

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a fainting to a slip and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chan
He said: here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
Sudden motion made me skip, now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting (Hua!)
Those kicks were fast as lightning (Hua!)
In fact it was a little bit frightning (Hua!)
But they did it with expert timing (Hua!)

Oho ho hoo! (Hua!) (x4)

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning