Sad and alone, sad and alone
Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone
Raise a glass high to me, myself and I
Sometimes you need time to be sad and alone
Well, if you're at home and you're drinking alone
A toast to the boozer, the loser you are
But hey, it's okay, we all have our dog day
Tomorrow's a new day and the booze is not far
Sometimes you just need to, you must
Drown in your cup of woes
Sad and alone, sad and alone
Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone
Raise a glass high to me, myself and I
And drink yourself silly
A toast to self-pity
Sometimes you need time to be sad and alone
Whoa, so sad and alone
As I drink one sorrow-filled glass
One drop falls with a splash
Onto the table, what have I become
As I lap it up, just like a dog, with my tongue?
Sad and alone, sad and alone
Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone
Raise a glass high to me, myself and I
And drink yourself silly
A toast to self-pity
Sometimes you feel shitty
Sometimes you need time to be sad and alone
Whoa, so sad and alone
Whoa, so sad and alone
1, 2, 3 beers, I'm through
4, 5, don't need to drive
Is right on the corner, there's no need to cry
Sometimes you just need to, you must
Drown in your cup of woe
Sad and alone, sad and alone
Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone
Raise a glass high to me, myself and I
And drink yourself silly
A toast to self-pity
Sometimes you feel shitty
Yeah, real itty bitty
So, just sing this here ditty
A song for yourself
And your selfish self-pity
And let's fill to the brim
With some woe
Cause sometimes you need time to be sad and alone
Whoa, so sad and alone
Whoa, so sad and alone
Whoa, so sad and alone
Whoa, so sad and alone...