Rather than I want to hold your hand,

I wanna swallow you whole

'n I wanna lick you everywhere it's pink

'n everywhere you think

Whole kit 'n kaboodle 'n the kitchen sink

Heaven's sexy as hell

Life is integrated,

Goes together so well

'n so on

Well, I'm gonna go on 'n do my washing

Well, now you may think I'm crazy but I want you to

Lick my decals off baby

'n I don't want you to be lazy

'cause it's drivin' me crazy

'n this song ain't no sing-song

It's all about the birds 'n the bees

'n where it went all wrong

'n where it all belongs

'n the earth all go down on their knees 

lookin' for ah little ease

She stuck out her toungue 'n the fun begun

She stuck out her toungue 'n the fun begun

She stuck it out at me, 'n I just thumbed my nose

'n went on washing my clothes