my art is called egocentric soft porno

or maybe it's just narcisism

my one and only subject goes from 

something like anything but me-ism



wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley

he could drop the paintings 

and photograph his penis

or take pics of the chicks

yeah, you know what i mean

wouldn't it be easier for Escher

he could drop the marh

and make it happen on his matress

2 girls and a cam

3 girls and a cam

put a dog there and you got polaroid scam



I ain't no art-ist

I am an art-bitch

I sell my paintings to the men I eat

I have no port-fo-lee-o

cuz I only show

where there's free al-co-hol



I am so hardcore

I sell my crap and people ask for more

call me re-vo-lu-tionaire

I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire

what I do, it's called art-shit

and don't you dare make fun of me

cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of ID



I ain't no art-ist

I am an art-bitch

I sell my paintings to the men I eat

I have no port-fo-lee-o

cuz I only show

where there's free al-co-hol



I ain't no art-ist

I am an art-bitch

I sell my paintings to the men I eat

I have no port-fo-lee-o

cuz I only show

where there's free al-co-hol



lick lick lick my art-tit

suck suck suck my art-hole



I ain't no art-ist

I am an art-bitch

I sell my paintings to the men I eat

I have no port-fo-lee-o

cuz I only show

where there's free al-co-hol