Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it 

seems when you're not looking forward? 

Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink, 

and I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon. 



You know that I've been drunk a thousand times, 

and these should be the best days of my life, 

Life, it's not what I thought it was. 



[Chorus] 

Damn blast, look at my past, 

Ripping up my feet over broken glass. 

She said, oh wow, look at me now. 

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow. 

Oooo....The size of a cow. 



You know it would be strange to life life in a cage, 

and only believe the things you see that are written on the page. 

How easy would it be home in time for tea, 

and stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea. 



You know that It's been sunk a thousand times, 

and these should be the best days of my life. 

Life, it's not what I thought it was. 



[Repeat Chorus x 2] 



You know that I've been drunk a thousand times, 

and these should be the best days of my life, 

Life, it's not what I thought it was. 



[Repeat Chorus x 2]