My girlfriend
She is exciting
She is exciting to the point of collapse

My teacher
She is fantastic
She is fantastic to the point of relapse

CHORUS
She’s so elastic
She’s so fantastic
She is so silly that you wanna go

Papapapapapapapa

My new toy
It’s so amazing
It’s so amazing, I’m losing control

I love my old shoes
They’re very old school
They’re very old school, they’ve got rubber soul

[Repeat CHORUS]

She wants to be a porcupine
I wanna be her valentine
She wants to be a movie star
No, I don’t care just who you are