All this porn's distracting me

Trying to drive but all I see

Is 1-800 I'm a man and I'm a woman too

I found it in an old backpack

Tons and Tons I found a stack

Of pages that I could not pull apart



No Girls, No problem

No Girls, No problem





Claims that they are all 18

Though actually 40 or 14

All fake blonds who've got fake boobs

And use some funky flashy word

To claim the girl will eat your turd

And do some funky stuff that I cannot say



Theres no problem with that

Theres no problem that theres no girls



No girls, No problem

No girls, No problem



It's almost time to go record

Three more songs

But we're all floored

'Cause all that we can do

Is look at porn



No problem, No girls

No girls, No problem

No girls, No problem

No girls, No problem

No girls, No problem

No girls, No problem

No girls, No problem