I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
 Kids!
 Who can understand anything they say?
 Kids!
 They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
 Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
 While we're on the subject:
 Kids!
 You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
 Kids!
 But they still just do what they want to do!
 Why can't they be like we were,
 Perfect in every way?
 What's the matter with kids today?
 Kids!
 I've tried to raise him the best I could
 Kids! Kids!
 Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
 And while we're on the subject!
 Kids! They are just impossible to control!
 Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
 Why can't they dance like we did
 What's wrong with Sammy Caine?
 What's the matter with kids today