What ever happened to twin sets?

What ever happened to Hi-fi?

What ever happened to TV sex?

What ever happened to you and I?



Your passion is a product

of highlight and detail.

That come hither look--

Bonus offer retail.



Whatever happened to pick-up trucks?

Whatever happened to yellow pages?

Whatever happened to burning books?

Whatever happened to new ages?



Your emotions are cheap--

Cut, price, cash and carry.

You wear your heart on your sleeve

For any Tom, Dick, or Harry.



Your love is a cashed-in cheque.

Oh oh, that's the way of all flesh!



Whatever happened to Chairman Mao?

Whatever happened to God above?

Whatever happened to the cow?

Whatever happened to plug-in love?



Your pasteurised life--

So fit for consumption.

Ooh, those undressing eyes--

So strictly commercial.



Your love is a cashed-in cheque

Oh oh, that's the way of all flesh!

All flesh!

All flesh!