Lester Sands has been working very hard

keeping up with what's gone down

Lester Sands is really in touch

with what is whose in town

Lester Sands bores the ass off me

Lester Sands is a big head case

I am getting so sick of the sight

of Lester Sands' face


He thinks he'll be someone someday (no way)

he thinks he'll get somewhere someway (no way)

Lester Sands is a drop in the ocean


He'd better pull himself together

do something speedy or else

Lester Sands will be shown the ropes

and Lester Sands will hang himself

Lester Sands big mouth extraordinaire

he's pulled a muscle in his head

Lester Sands strings words together

cos his senses have fled


He thinks ...


Lester Sands is a stupid f***er

Lester Sands will stay that way

Lester Sands just gathers his trash

and brings it round every day

Lester Sands - think you'd better scram

if you wanna get out alive

or are you looking to get friendly

with somebody's bunches of fives


He thinks ...