I took a shot of morphine just to smell the fear in my heart

and I felt the rush of hesitence, scared to commit from the start

So I kissed a man in reno just to watch him puke 

Now I got more issues than just trying to forget about you



I spent half of that whole day sober

And the other half dazed and confused

And what little bit left just trying to forget about you



I saw you at the galley, he was working his way up your skirt

He was buying all the rounds, baby, but you're gonna pay for dessert

So I pissed in his gas tank while you were at his place

Then I siphoned it back out and went upstairs to spit it back in his face



I spent the half of that first week healthy

And the other rid with the flu

And what little bit left just trying to forget about you



Six drinks, two deep at a party for a friend of a friend

My mouth was moving like a muscle but my heart dead set on sin

So I stumbled to the bathroom with who anyone who'd come

The only girl that did was married to the sherriff's son

Now I'm handcuffed to the toilet half naked with my mouth on his gun



I spent the half of that year in prison

The other half black and blue

And what little bit left trying to forget about you



We spent half of my life together

Spent the other half coming unglued

And what little time I got left trying to forget about you