All the beauty of this world is lying in my armchair
My belly and my ass is growing, baby watch my hardware
When I go out late at night my tight jeans are 
breathtaking
And then I'm in the mood for some cold beer & some 
heartbreakin'

I remember my last shower like it was yesterday
I can open a beer bottle with my fingernails
I'm a very faithful guy to my knickers and socks
Is it for my brains or for my smell I'm called the fox

Doctor Love is in the house - Doctor Love is in the 
house
I'm not like the other guys, all you girls are diggin'
Come on over babe, are you a woman or a chicken?

Doctor Love is in the house - Doctor Love is in the 
house
What you see is what you get, there's no use in running
An H-bomb is nothing compared to me when I am coming

I'm a very direct guy, some people call me simple
Dimple's
Instead of good old captain jack really deserves the 
chair
Tonight I wanna grab your ass, cause love is in the air

Doctor Love is in the house - Doctor Love is in the 
house
I'm not like the other guys, all you girls are diggin'
Come on over babe, are you a woman or a chicken?

Doctor Love is in the house - Doctor Love is in the 
house
What you see is what you get, there's no use in running
An H-bomb is nothing compared to me when I am coming

Doctor Love is in the house - Doctor Love is in the 
house
I'm not like the other guys, all you girls are diggin'
Come on over babe, are you a woman or a chicken?

Doctor Love is in the house - Doctor Love is in the 
house
What you see is what you get, there's no use in running
An H-bomb is nothing compared to me when I am coming