The first date's the worst date

It's hard to know just what to do

I take you to dinner, you don't eat

You just play with your food

And there's something familiar

'Bout every word you say

It's hard to believe

This happened again!



I already met you!

I already met you!

You're like my last girlfriend and the ex

Girlfriend I had before her!



I take you to my apartment

And then it's just south of Beirut

You tell me you're bored and you

Don't like the color of my shoes

And the picture gets clearer

With every word you say

It's hard to believe

This happened again!



I already met you!

I already met you!

You're like my last girlfriend and the ex

Girlfriend I had before her!

Don't mean to upset you

And I already met you!

You're like my last girlfriend and the ex

Girlfriend I had before her!



Two points two kids and a house on the hill 

A dog named Boo and a sweet Uncle Phil



My head says you're different

You're the one with whom I should grow old

Yet that's not too convincing

While yelling it's your Dad on my phone

So I stare out the window

And I find me a smile

Cause I still believe

It gets better'n this



I already met you!

I already met you!

You're like my last girlfriend and the ex

Girlfriend I had before her!

Don't mean to upset you

And I already met you!

You're like my last girlfriend and the ex

Girlfriend I had before her!



You're like my last girlfriend and the ex

Girlfriend I had before her!

And the girlfriend I had before her!

And the girlfriend I had before her!

And the girlfriend I had before them!