Buddy Hackett
Buddy Hackett - Chinese Rock And Egg Roll songtekst
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You remember me I used to have a nice Chinese restaurant People used to come in and eat nice Used to sell a egg roll Used to sell a lobster roll Then they put in a three-piece band Play nice music Play the foxtrot Play the mambo Now they don't play They play new You see No more egg loll No more lobster loll You see, lock and loll Lock and loll Everything lock and loll Hey, stop the music Stop the music Boy, make me clazy The lock and loll Everybody come in here Seventeen Used to have a nice couples come in here People thirty-five, thirty Used to sit down, hold hands Split a bowl of chop suey Eat a little rice Was so nice Now the people come in here All the same age Asked a girl the other day How old are you She say, seventeen I said, that's nice How old your friend She said, seventeen I said, how old your mother She said, seventeen Your father, seventeen What's the matter Everybody seventeen What happened to eighteen What happened to nineeen What happened to twenty What happened to the other numbers Stop the music Oh, make me clazy The lock and loll Spoil my kinda customer Used to have nice people come in Dressed very crassy Sometime wear the tuxedo Girl wear the evening gowns Wear the cocktail dress Men come in with a nice sport jacket Plaid, double-frap in the back Sometime not too crassy Only got a single-frap Get big executive, Madison Avenue Dressed with a charcoal gray suit Got a charcoal gray shirt Charcoal tie, charcoal shoes Take a look on their hands Sometimes charcoal hands I say, Hey, executive I think you better wash up Before you eat Now, evelybody come in Got a rock and roll suit on What's that That's a dungaree suit I say, why do you wear that dungaree for Why do you wear that dungaree pants Why do you wear that dungaree jacket Why you got that dungaree face What's that for Because I'm little dungalee doll Dungalee doll, dungalee doll Evelybody here a dungalee doll You no dungalee doll You dungalee jerk You spoil my prace I said, get outta here No wanna lock and loll No wanna dungalee doll Stop that music Oh, they make me clazy Ellybody is a lock and loll Ellybody is seventeen Ellybody is a dungalee doll No egg loll No lock and roll Plenty lock and loll You got a six o'clock lock You got seven o'clock loll You got a eight o'clock lock You got a nine o'clock loll They never stop the lock They never stop the loll They lock alound the clock And they loll alound the clock And they lock and they loll And they loll and they lock Make me crazy Don't know what to hock Getting crazy The band keep praying Don't want to stop I don't care 'Cause they playing my song The whole night long Close up the door Don't close the store Stay here, all night And sing that crazy Rock and loll song And now come the Chinese beat