fast and clean 

in his rhythm machine 

he goes down to the beach 

but little does he know 

the girls down there 

are out of his reach 



he has a good time 

but drinks too much wine 

he's headed for 

the disaster of a lifetime 

and now the guys 

from the bad boy club 

are callin' out his name 



he goes down to the liquor store 

to buy himself a beer 

he parks his truck 

with a ten inch lift 

and stickers that sayd NO FEAR 

out of his truck he struts inside 

with his OAKLEY cool dudes shades 

he says his parents 

bought me this truck 

because in high school 

i got good grades 



he went back to check out a band 

at a local grunge band bar 

he saw a man who 

was screaming out loud 

playing "e" chords on his guitar 

it's on the radio 

it's on the video 

it's in the stores 

and all the tv shows 



and now the guys 

in the bad boy club 

are calling his name