Things are tough all over on planet earth
The folks are getting psyched for an immaculate birth
We love a good story but good don’t sell
I saw Jesus leavin’ town like a bat out of hell

Well a war’ll come along an’ make the young guns fight
So everyone can sleep tight in their beds at night
A million dreams floating up that creek
I guess it means it’s gonna be one of them weeks
Such a good week to be asleep – one of them weeks.

Darwin’s law, strong and weak,
Gadgets and gizmos to muzzle up the meek
…gotta muffle up the meek
Mother Nature’s inheritance is looking b-l-e-a-k
…better keep your tongue in your cheek – one of them weeks

2nd time: Yes it means it’s gonna be one of them weeks.
3rd time: Guess it means it’s gonna be one of them weeks.

For a little while-there-life was a cabaret
Then it turned into the picture of Dorian Grey
Now peace and good will’s playing hide and seek
Guess it means it’s gonna be one of them weeks
…better keep your tongue in your cheek – one of them weeks

Neighbour’s got a black cat bone on his door
Gran-ma’s stashing cash beneath the kitchen floor
Kid’s sweeping the street for communication leaks
I guess it means it’s gonna be one of them weeks
…better keep your tongue in your cheek – one of them weeks
Yes it means it’s gonna be one of them weeks
Such a good week to be asleep – one of them weeks.