Before I met my baby, there was a whole lot going on
Yea, before I met my baby, there was a whole lot going 
on
I used to wag my tail in every corner, never hesitate 
to give that bitch a bone
Before I met my baby didn't have a clue
Before I met my baby I didn't know what I should do
Before I met my baby this misguided mutt made dogmeat 
out of you and everybody else
She went to see my kennel, she said "It's like a rabbit 
huch"
She went to see my kennel, she said "It smells too 
much"
She wouldn't wag her tail or nothing at all until the 
furniture-man called
He said take it away, oh yeah, go on, let's guitar
[SOLO]
One time, baby, I took her for a walk
Two timing bitch, I tried to squash her under a truck
Three time looser, this ain't no game
Five hand shuffle driving me insane
I can't get it when I want it, when I call her she 
don't answer to her name
We settle down into a laugh of bliss or so it seemed
I adjusted to the endless wine and foodmixes end her 
talking to me
It was hell, I tell you
And when I dug my bone up, she threw my bone right back 
at me!
Some...
There's some harmonica? In the ball?
[SOLO]
I finished with that bitch, he'd left her tied up to a 
tree
She had a note around her neck saying, "Take this one, 
she's free"
Before I met my baby my life was misery
Before I met my baby my life was misery