Hello! 
Well i've studied greenwich meantime 
And its different from cet 
But in europe we're all in line 
And that's no big problem for me, ha, ha 
But over in the usa, 
While we're all having our tea 
They're maybe just getting dressed, 
Well that's no way to be. 
Americans are behind 
Well i called them on the telephone 
During office hours 
I'd spoken to their answerphone, 
Some silly mumbling cow 
She said I'm sorry we're not open yet 
But have a nice day" 
But it's gone noon, 
They're still in bed 
They're far behind in the usa 
Good lord, can't you hurry up 
Americans are behind 
Americans, get a move on now! 
At the third stroke 
We will all have a jolly good time... 
Precisely...